Mark Twain ( 10 of 310 )
There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not read more
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner read more
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
We do no benevolences whose first benefit is not for ourselves
We do no benevolences whose first benefit is not for ourselves
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.
Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.
