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New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin read more

New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual

by Mark Twain Found in: New year Quotes,
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Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.

Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.

by Mark Twain Found in: Dress Quotes,
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There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.

There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.

by Mark Twain Found in: Providence Quotes,
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We do no benevolences whose first benefit is not for ourselves

We do no benevolences whose first benefit is not for ourselves

by Mark Twain Found in: Benevolence Quotes,
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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and read more

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

by Mark Twain Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.

If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.

by Mark Twain Found in: Weather Quotes,
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There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and read more

There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure

by Mark Twain Found in: Boys Quotes,
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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

by Mark Twain Found in: Reform Quotes,
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Books! I dunno if I ever told you this, but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.

Books! I dunno if I ever told you this, but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.

by Mark Twain Found in: Books Quotes,
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