Mark Twain ( 10 of 310 )
New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin read more
New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Prophecy: Two bull's eyes out of a possible million
Prophecy: Two bull's eyes out of a possible million
We do no benevolences whose first benefit is not for ourselves
We do no benevolences whose first benefit is not for ourselves
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue
He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination
