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We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip, may read more

We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip, may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency.

by Mark Twain Found in: Music Quotes,
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To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand read more

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.

by Mark Twain Found in: Health Quotes,
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Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing read more

Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

by Mark Twain Found in: Rules Quotes,
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As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never read more

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

by Mark Twain Found in: Smoking Quotes,
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I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.

I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.

by Mark Twain Found in: Religion / beliefs Quotes,
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It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.

It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.

by Mark Twain Found in: Opinion Quotes,
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There are people who exaggerate so much that they can't tell the truth without lying.

There are people who exaggerate so much that they can't tell the truth without lying.

by Mark Twain Found in: Lying Quotes,
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Let us endeavor to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Let us endeavor to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

by Mark Twain Found in: Climate Quotes, Weather Quotes,
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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

by Mark Twain Found in: History Quotes,
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