Mark Twain ( 10 of 310 )
We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip, may read more
We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip, may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency.
I have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
I have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say read more
Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say "Excuse me".
The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny
The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to read more
On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfined.
I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and looking around for read more
I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant.
Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing read more
Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Better a broken promise than none at all.
Better a broken promise than none at all.