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Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
