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A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Art is a deliberate recreation of a new and special reality that grows from your response to life. It cannot read more
Art is a deliberate recreation of a new and special reality that grows from your response to life. It cannot be copied; it must be created.
Good friends are like stars...you don't always see them, but you know they're always there.
Good friends are like stars...you don't always see them, but you know they're always there.
Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.
Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.
Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the world has ever seen.
Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the world has ever seen.
We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men read more
We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd.
Happiness is possible only when one is busy. The body must toil, the mind must be occupied, and the heart read more
Happiness is possible only when one is busy. The body must toil, the mind must be occupied, and the heart must be satisfied. Those who do good as opportunity offers are sowing seed all the time, and they need not doubt the harvest.
