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Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.
Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
Maturity is the time of life when, if you had the time, you'd have the time of your life.
Maturity is the time of life when, if you had the time, you'd have the time of your life.
Money — the root of all evil.... Man needs roots.
Money — the root of all evil.... Man needs roots.
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe even though they've read more
Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed, to those for whom love still heals, even though they've been hurt before.
Life is a song. Love is the music.
Life is a song. Love is the music.
Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!
Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!
Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.
Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.
The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up.
The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up.