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When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was
smiling. Live your life so that when you read more
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was
smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and
everyone around you is crying.
Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.
It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.
God and a soldier all people adore
In time of war, but not before;
And when war read more
God and a soldier all people adore
In time of war, but not before;
And when war is over and all things are righted,
God is neglected and an old soldier slighted.
Leadership is the ability to hide your panic from others.
Leadership is the ability to hide your panic from others.
Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!
Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!
When it hurts to look back,m and you're too scared to look ahead, just look beside you and your best read more
When it hurts to look back,m and you're too scared to look ahead, just look beside you and your best friend will be there.
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.
Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.