Music . . .can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable.

Music . . .can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable.

Everywhere in the world, music enhances a hall, with one exception: Carnegie Hall enhances the music.

Everywhere in the world, music enhances a hall, with one exception: Carnegie Hall enhances the music.

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it.

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it.

Without music, life would be a mistake.

Without music, life would be a mistake.

And hears thy stormy music in the drum!

And hears thy stormy music in the drum!

I've outdone anyone you can name -- Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Strauss. Irving Berlin, he wrote 1,001 tunes. I wrote 5,500.

I've outdone anyone you can name -- Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Strauss. Irving Berlin, he wrote 1,001 tunes. I wrote 5,500.

Soprano, basso, even the contra-alto
Wished him five fathom under the Rialto.

Soprano, basso, even the contra-alto
Wished him five fathom under the Rialto.

For discords make the sweetest airs.

For discords make the sweetest airs.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.