College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.rn

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.rn

College is the best time of your life

College is the best time of your life

You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, read more

You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach