I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and read more

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

I'm attracted to long-legged girls with long arms and a little head.

I'm attracted to long-legged girls with long arms and a little head.

We do not wish to inhibit the artistic merits of our students, but there will be warnings before particularly racy read more

We do not wish to inhibit the artistic merits of our students, but there will be warnings before particularly racy films.

Everyone came out intense. We hit them with a punch in the first quarter and added another punch in the read more

Everyone came out intense. We hit them with a punch in the first quarter and added another punch in the second quarter and they didn't have an answer for us.

I think Sean Burke in the last three or four years is a top five guy. When you watch his read more

I think Sean Burke in the last three or four years is a top five guy. When you watch his save percentage in the last four years, it's at the top of the NHL. His game is so good. He is such a good pure stopper of the puck. There is no doubt he is one of the top in the NHL right now.

If a man will understand how intimately, yea, how inseparably, self-control and happiness are associated, he has but to look read more

If a man will understand how intimately, yea, how inseparably, self-control and happiness are associated, he has but to look into his own heart, and upon the world around,...Looking upon the lives of men and women, he will perceive how the hasty word, the bitter retort, the act of deception, the blind prejudice and foolish resentment bring wretchedness and even ruin in their train.

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the read more

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential.

Abstraction is real, probably more real than nature.

Abstraction is real, probably more real than nature.