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I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that read more
I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that I'm most proud is a 10K. Yes, a 10K. I ran it with my daughter on her 10th birthday.
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
My birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely read more
My birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely accept offers for concerts and shows if they are to be held on this day.
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most read more
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind read more
I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor.
Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that read more
Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.
I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.