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I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that read more
I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that I'm most proud is a 10K. Yes, a 10K. I ran it with my daughter on her 10th birthday.
I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing read more
I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn't wear any underwear.
There are two great days in a person\'s life - the day we are born and the day we discover read more
There are two great days in a person\'s life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.
I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.
I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. read more
We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. My mother's birthday, and a lot of my friends' birthdays, are on the fourth; April 4 is my wedding date.
Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that read more
Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.
