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    I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn't wear any underwear.

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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

by Jean Paul Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

by Ellen Glasgow Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most read more

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

by Eleanor Roosevelt Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that read more

Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.

by Gabriel Byrne Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that read more

I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that I'm most proud is a 10K. Yes, a 10K. I ran it with my daughter on her 10th birthday.

by Dean Karnazes Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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My birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely read more

My birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely accept offers for concerts and shows if they are to be held on this day.

by Kailash Kher Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind read more

I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor.

by Terry Crews Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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There are two great days in a person\'s life - the day we are born and the day we discover read more

There are two great days in a person\'s life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.

by William Barclay Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

by Lewis Black Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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