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    I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn't wear any underwear.

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My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day.

My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day.

by Victor Cruz Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.

My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.

by Molly Sims Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

by Paris Hilton Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

by Jean Paul Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. read more

We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. My mother's birthday, and a lot of my friends' birthdays, are on the fourth; April 4 is my wedding date.

by Beyonce Knowles Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind read more

I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor.

by Terry Crews Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

by Ellen Glasgow Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that read more

Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.

by Gabriel Byrne Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

by Dr. Seuss Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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