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    I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn't wear any underwear.

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There are two great days in a person\'s life - the day we are born and the day we discover read more

There are two great days in a person\'s life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.

by William Barclay Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. read more

We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. My mother's birthday, and a lot of my friends' birthdays, are on the fourth; April 4 is my wedding date.

by Beyonce Knowles Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

by George Harrison Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a read more

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

by Abhishek Bachchan Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

by Dr. Seuss Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most read more

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

by Eleanor Roosevelt Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there read more

I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.

by Stephen Hopkins Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

by Lewis Black Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.

I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.

by Toks Olagundoye Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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