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    I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn't wear any underwear.

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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

by Jean Paul Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

by Dr. Seuss Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

by Lewis Black Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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My birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely read more

My birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely accept offers for concerts and shows if they are to be held on this day.

by Kailash Kher Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there read more

I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.

by Stephen Hopkins Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. read more

We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. My mother's birthday, and a lot of my friends' birthdays, are on the fourth; April 4 is my wedding date.

by Beyonce Knowles Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that read more

Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.

by Gabriel Byrne Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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There are two great days in a person\'s life - the day we are born and the day we discover read more

There are two great days in a person\'s life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.

by William Barclay Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind read more

I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor.

by Terry Crews Found in: Birthday Quotes,
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