It's a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

It's a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

To live is to change, and to be perfect is to have changed often.

To live is to change, and to be perfect is to have changed often.

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people read more

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -George Bernard Shaw.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.

Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.

Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.

I know not if the dark or bright
Shall be by lot;
If that wherein my hopes read more

I know not if the dark or bright
Shall be by lot;
If that wherein my hopes delight
Be best or not.