Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.

To whom much is given, much is required.

To whom much is given, much is required.

What you are will show in what you do.

What you are will show in what you do.

In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best.
But, since read more

In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best.
But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on
my bass playing abilities.".

Positive thinking is the key to success in business, education, pro football, anything that you can mention. I go out read more

Positive thinking is the key to success in business, education, pro football, anything that you can mention. I go out there thinking that I'm going to complete every pass.

The trouble with some women is that they get all
excited about nothing and then marry him.

The trouble with some women is that they get all
excited about nothing and then marry him.

If the human race wants to go to hell in a basket, technology can help it get there by jet.

If the human race wants to go to hell in a basket, technology can help it get there by jet.

People travel and wonder at the heights of mountains, at
the huge waves of the seas, at the long course read more

People travel and wonder at the heights of mountains, at
the huge waves of the seas, at the long course of
rivers, at the vast compass of the oceans, at the circular motion of the
stars, and they pass themselves without even wondering.

Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to
get it.

Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to
get it.