Who lies for you will lie against you.

Who lies for you will lie against you.

Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.

Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

If you do not wish to be lied to, do not ask questions. If there were no questions, there would read more

If you do not wish to be lied to, do not ask questions. If there were no questions, there would be no lies.

One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth.

One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth.

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth.

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth.

A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.

A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.

The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception.

The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception.

Never forget that a half truth is a whole lie.

Never forget that a half truth is a whole lie.