I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I've read more

I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I've always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman, without a husband.

Women may fall when there's no strength in men.

Women may fall when there's no strength in men.

The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue.

The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue.

Women, like men, should try to do the impossible. And when they fail, their failure should be a challenge to read more

Women, like men, should try to do the impossible. And when they fail, their failure should be a challenge to others.

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

It is often necessary to know how to obey a woman in order sometimes to have the right to command read more

It is often necessary to know how to obey a woman in order sometimes to have the right to command her.

What I've learned is you treat women right.

What I've learned is you treat women right.