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    I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

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I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is read more

I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men.

by Coco Chanel Found in: Woman Quotes,
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A woman will doubt everything you say except it be compliments to herself.

A woman will doubt everything you say except it be compliments to herself.

by Elbert Hubbard Found in: Woman Quotes,
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While physics and mathematics may tell us how the universe began, they are not much use in predicting human behavior read more

While physics and mathematics may tell us how the universe began, they are not much use in predicting human behavior because there are far too many equations to solve. I'm no better than anyone else at understanding what makes people tick, particularly women.

by Stephen Hawking Found in: Woman Quotes,
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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

by John Lennon Found in: Woman Quotes,
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Any time women come together with a collective intention, it's a powerful thing. Whether it\'s sitting down making a quilt, read more

Any time women come together with a collective intention, it's a powerful thing. Whether it\'s sitting down making a quilt, in a kitchen preparing a meal, in a club reading the same book, or around the table playing cards, or planning a birthday party, when women come together with a collective intention, magic happens.

by Phylicia Rashad Found in: Woman Quotes,
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

by Robert A. Heinlein Found in: Woman Quotes,
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Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

by Natalie Portman Found in: Man Quotes, Woman Quotes,
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Even if the whole earth and sea were turned to gold, they could hardly satisfy the avarice of a woman... read more

Even if the whole earth and sea were turned to gold, they could hardly satisfy the avarice of a woman... You can more easily scratch a diamond with your fingernail than you can by any human ingenuity get a woman to consent to giving any of her savings.

by Andreas Capellanu Found in: Woman Quotes,
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Woman Quotes,
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