God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by read more

If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.

God enters by a private door into every individual.

God enters by a private door into every individual.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair; the rest is in the hands of read more

Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair; the rest is in the hands of God.

No god ever gave any man anything, nor ever answered any prayer at any time - nor ever will.

No god ever gave any man anything, nor ever answered any prayer at any time - nor ever will.

God sent me on earth. He send me to do something, and nobody can stop me. If God want to read more

God sent me on earth. He send me to do something, and nobody can stop me. If God want to stop me, then I stop. Man never can.

Look back and thank God. Look forward and trust God. He closes doors no one can open and He opens read more

Look back and thank God. Look forward and trust God. He closes doors no one can open and He opens doors no one can close.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.