Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his
limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything read more

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his
limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because,
you see, humor is truth.

A am realistic-I expect miracles.

A am realistic-I expect miracles.

Virtue is the only true nobility.

Virtue is the only true nobility.

Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll
be halfway there.

Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll
be halfway there.

A poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a
rich person who is unhappy because the read more

A poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a
rich person who is unhappy because the poor person has hope. He thinks
money will help.

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

I don't eat junk foods and I don't think junk thoughts.

I don't eat junk foods and I don't think junk thoughts.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice.

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice.