I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

When one woman strikes at the heart of another, she seldom misses, and the wound is invariably fatal.

When one woman strikes at the heart of another, she seldom misses, and the wound is invariably fatal.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

Women are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.

Women are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.

Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love read more

Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests?

The most respected women are the most oppressed.

The most respected women are the most oppressed.

The woman who can create her own job is the woman who will win fame and fortune.

The woman who can create her own job is the woman who will win fame and fortune.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.