Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him.

If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him.

I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone.

I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone.

Two men please God--who serves Him with all his heart because he knows Him; who seeks Him with all his read more

Two men please God--who serves Him with all his heart because he knows Him; who seeks Him with all his heart because he knows Him not.

Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of
Athens, I perceive that in read more

Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of
Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious.
For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar
with this inscription, TO THE UNKNOWN GOD. Whom therefore ye
ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you.

Man says--"So, so."
Heaven says--"No, no."

Man says--"So, so."
Heaven says--"No, no."

I believe that there is no God, but that matter is God and God is
matter; and that it read more

I believe that there is no God, but that matter is God and God is
matter; and that it is no matter whether there is any God or no.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.