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After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented read more
After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside
the still waters.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside
the still waters.
God is more truly imagined than expressed, and He exists more truly than He is imagined.
God is more truly imagined than expressed, and He exists more truly than He is imagined.
A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the read more
A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.
God never made His work for man to mend.
God never made His work for man to mend.
God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.
God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.
When God gave you to me he never said that you were mine, that I could keep you always--only borrowed read more
When God gave you to me he never said that you were mine, that I could keep you always--only borrowed for a time. Now, He's called you home, I'm sad and I shed tears. Yet, I'm glad He loaned you to me and we had these many years.
I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.
I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.