Oh, the shrewdness of their shrewdness when they are shrewd,
And the rudeness of their rudeness when they're rude;
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Oh, the shrewdness of their shrewdness when they are shrewd,
And the rudeness of their rudeness when they're rude;
But the shrewdness of their shrewdness and the rudeness of their
rudeness,
Are as nothing to their goodness when they're good.

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib;
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You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib;
she was really made from his funny bone.

Man was made when Nature was but an apprentice, but woman when
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Man was made when Nature was but an apprentice, but woman when
she was a skilful mistress of her art.

The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history.

The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Woman's love is writ in water,
Woman's faith is traced in sand.
- Sir Robert Aytoun read more

Woman's love is writ in water,
Woman's faith is traced in sand.
- Sir Robert Aytoun (Ayton) of Kincaldie,

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it.

I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it.