There are two tragedies in life: one is to lose your heart's desire, the other is to gain it.

There are two tragedies in life: one is to lose your heart's desire, the other is to gain it.

There are no tragedies, just facts not recognized in time.

There are no tragedies, just facts not recognized in time.

Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love: it is the faithless who know love's tragedies.

Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love: it is the faithless who know love's tragedies.

The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs.

The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs.

The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.

The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.

We participate in tragedy. At comedy we only look.

We participate in tragedy. At comedy we only look.

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late

Comedy is tragedy - plus time

Comedy is tragedy - plus time

It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.

It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.