One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

Theology is a science of mind applied to God.

Theology is a science of mind applied to God.

Theology is but our ideas of truth classified and arranged.

Theology is but our ideas of truth classified and arranged.

Worm theology is too high for me

Worm theology is too high for me

Let us put theology out of religion. Theology has always sent the worst to heaven, the best to hell.

Let us put theology out of religion. Theology has always sent the worst to heaven, the best to hell.

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't read more

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.

The study of theology, as it stands in the Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on read more

The study of theology, as it stands in the Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authority; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing; and it admits of no conclusion

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

Theologians always try to turn the Bible into a book without common sense.

Theologians always try to turn the Bible into a book without common sense.