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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good read more
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.
I'm old, old enough to play baseball or football. I'm not eight yet. My Mom told me when you start read more
I'm old, old enough to play baseball or football. I'm not eight yet. My Mom told me when you start baseball, you aren't going to be able to run that fast because you had an operation. I told Mom I wouldn't need to run fast. When I play baseball, I'll just hit them out of the park. Then I'll be able to walk.
Coming out of BYU's football spring, 1999, practice: We might have a chance to be pretty good.
Coming out of BYU's football spring, 1999, practice: We might have a chance to be pretty good.
Reminiscing: No one knows ... until you live it, to be there, to tee it up each week, to get read more
Reminiscing: No one knows ... until you live it, to be there, to tee it up each week, to get yourself ready, the players and whatever else.... I think it's a very, very difficult, tough and demanding job. And to be able to, particularly, stay at the level of expertise that we have over the years. Along with the fact that we have made football a presence at BYU. I think those are the things that are about as satisfying as anything that has happened. Then, of course, the players.... I think the thing that will be the most difficult is leaving the relationships and the involvement.
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it read more
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
If we could get the public as involved and as informed about politics as they are about Monday Night Football, read more
If we could get the public as involved and as informed about politics as they are about Monday Night Football, we would not have as many problems. People have to get off their duffs and participate.
Football is a game of cliches, and I believe in every one of them.
Football is a game of cliches, and I believe in every one of them.
Current condition of the BYU football program? I think it's in good shape. We've got some good young players. We've read more
Current condition of the BYU football program? I think it's in good shape. We've got some good young players. We've had two or three pretty good recruiting years. We lost some players, obviously, that hurt us, but you always have turnover in college through attrition (graduation, transfers). That's the nature of the game.
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
