When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

The worst of work nowadays is what happens to people when they cease to work.

The worst of work nowadays is what happens to people when they cease to work.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.

Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.

Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only read more

I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.