When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

Love prefers twilight to daylight.

Love prefers twilight to daylight.

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.

I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only read more

I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

The worst of work nowadays is what happens to people when they cease to work.

The worst of work nowadays is what happens to people when they cease to work.