When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.

Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.