Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

The best smell in the world is that man that you love.

The best smell in the world is that man that you love.

When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.

When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.

Deny Self for Self's sake

Deny Self for Self's sake

The one who overcomes egotism rids themselves of the most stubborn obstacle that blocks the way to all true greatness read more

The one who overcomes egotism rids themselves of the most stubborn obstacle that blocks the way to all true greatness and all true happiness.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.

Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.