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When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.
When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.
Egotism is nature's compensation for mediocrity.
Egotism is nature's compensation for mediocrity.
I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
Egotism -- usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.
Egotism -- usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.
Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.
Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.
Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.
Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.
I'm tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
I'm tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
