I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on read more

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

Egotism is the art of seeing in yourself what others cannot see.

Egotism is the art of seeing in yourself what others cannot see.

Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.

Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.

When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.

When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.

If someone is blessed as I am is not willing to clean out the barn, who will?

If someone is blessed as I am is not willing to clean out the barn, who will?

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

The best smell in the world is that man that you love.

The best smell in the world is that man that you love.