I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on read more

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.

Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

An empire is an immense egotism.

An empire is an immense egotism.

I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.

When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.