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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.
Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.
Gather in your resources, rally all your faculties, marshal all your energies, focus all your capacities upon mastery of at read more
Gather in your resources, rally all your faculties, marshal all your energies, focus all your capacities upon mastery of at least one field of endeavor.
I would rather be alone with dignity than in a relationship that requires me to sacrifice my self respect.
I would rather be alone with dignity than in a relationship that requires me to sacrifice my self respect.
There is no original truth, only original error.
There is no original truth, only original error.
It is worse than a crime: it is a mistake.
It is worse than a crime: it is a mistake.
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
The key to any good relationship, on-screen and off, is communication, respect, and I guess you have to like the read more
The key to any good relationship, on-screen and off, is communication, respect, and I guess you have to like the way the other person smells -- and he smelled real nice.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, read more
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you.... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'