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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

by Dick Martin Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship.

For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship.

by Warren Beatty Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.

Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.

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Patience permits us to cling to our faith in the Lord when we are tossed about by suffering as if read more

Patience permits us to cling to our faith in the Lord when we are tossed about by suffering as if by surf. When the undertow grasps us we will realize that we are somehow being carried forward even as we tumble. We are actually being -helped even as we cry for help.

by Neal A. Maxwell Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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Relationships are like crystals, you don't realize how much you love it until it breaks.

Relationships are like crystals, you don't realize how much you love it until it breaks.

by Walter Winchell Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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All wrong doing is done in the sincere belief that it is the best thing to do.

All wrong doing is done in the sincere belief that it is the best thing to do.

by Arnold Bennett Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other read more

The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.

by Quentin Crisp Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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If we would just support each other -- that's ninety percent of the problem.

If we would just support each other -- that's ninety percent of the problem.

by Edward Gardner Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

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