The key to faith is what we are willing to sacrifice to obtain it.

The key to faith is what we are willing to sacrifice to obtain it.

Forgive, son; men are men; they needs must err.

Forgive, son; men are men; they needs must err.

With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.

With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.

I love you smile at me, I love the way your hands reach out and hold me near....I believe this read more

I love you smile at me, I love the way your hands reach out and hold me near....I believe this is heaven to no one else but me.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood.

Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood.

Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.

Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.

To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it.

To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.