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    Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

by Eddie Izzard Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!

by Theophile Gautier Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.

Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.

by John Dingman Found in: Cats Quotes,
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It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it
catches mice.

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it
catches mice.

by Sir William Watson (2) Found in: Cats Quotes,
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on read more

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

by Stephen Wright Found in: Cats Quotes,
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As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

by Ellen Perry Berkeley Found in: Cats Quotes,
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If cats could talk, they wouldn't.

If cats could talk, they wouldn't.

by Nan Porter Found in: Cats Quotes,
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When all candles be out, all cats be gray.

When all candles be out, all cats be gray.

by John Heywood Found in: Cats Quotes,
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does read more

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer

by Alfred North Whitehead Found in: Cats Quotes,
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