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    I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

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Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.

Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.

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Rabbi Zusya said that on the Day of Judgment, God would ask him, not why he had not been Moses, read more

Rabbi Zusya said that on the Day of Judgment, God would ask him, not why he had not been Moses, but why he had not been Zusya.

by Walter Kaufmann Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship.

For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship.

by Warren Beatty Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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If you change partners every time it gets tough or you get a little dissatisfied, then I don't think you read more

If you change partners every time it gets tough or you get a little dissatisfied, then I don't think you get the richness that's available in a long-term relationship.

by Jeff Bridges Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.

They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.

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Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.

Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.

by Roy Rogers Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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People want riches; they need fulfillment.

People want riches; they need fulfillment.

by Robert Conklin Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes.

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes.

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No matter what accomplishments you make, somebody helped you.

No matter what accomplishments you make, somebody helped you.

by Althea Gibson Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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