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    I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

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There is no original truth, only original error.

There is no original truth, only original error.

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Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not.

Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not.

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Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

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It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one's neighbor.

It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one's neighbor.

by Eric Hoffer Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

by Fredrich Halm Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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Patience means self-suffering.

Patience means self-suffering.

by Mahatma Gandhi Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.

It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.

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Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.

Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.

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The two powers which in my opinion constitute a wise man are those of bearing and forbearing.

The two powers which in my opinion constitute a wise man are those of bearing and forbearing.

by Epictetus Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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