Maxioms Pet

X
  •   5  /  16  

    I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Share to:

You May Also Like   /   View all maxioms

  ( comments )
  17  /  22  

Fortune always fights on the side of the prudent.

Fortune always fights on the side of the prudent.

by Critias Found in: Relationships Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  52  /  27  

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a read more

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

by John Barrymore Found in: Relationships Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  14  /  15  

You people are telling me what you think I want to know. I want to know what is actually happening.

You people are telling me what you think I want to know. I want to know what is actually happening.

  ( comments )
  14  /  15  

Personally, I hold that a man, who deliberately and intelligently takes a pledge and then breaks it, forfeits his manhood.

Personally, I hold that a man, who deliberately and intelligently takes a pledge and then breaks it, forfeits his manhood.

  ( comments )
  15  /  28  

Being alone will never cause as much loneliness as the wrong relationship.

Being alone will never cause as much loneliness as the wrong relationship.

by Unknown Found in: Relationships Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  8  /  16  

Rabbi Zusya said that on the Day of Judgment, God would ask him, not why he had not been Moses, read more

Rabbi Zusya said that on the Day of Judgment, God would ask him, not why he had not been Moses, but why he had not been Zusya.

by Walter Kaufmann Found in: Relationships Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  40  /  45  

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside.

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside.

  ( comments )
  52  /  34  

Her great merit is finding out mine -- there is nothing so amiable as discernment.

Her great merit is finding out mine -- there is nothing so amiable as discernment.

by Lord Byron Found in: Relationships Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  21  /  28  

We should seek by all means in our power to avoid war, by analyzing possible causes, by trying to remove read more

We should seek by all means in our power to avoid war, by analyzing possible causes, by trying to remove them, by discussion in a spirit of collaboration and good will. I cannot believe that such a program would be rejected by the people of this country, even if it does mean the establishment of personal contact with the dictators.

Maxioms Web Pet