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    I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

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They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.

They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.

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The idea of strictly minding our own business is moldy rubbish. Who could be so selfish?

The idea of strictly minding our own business is moldy rubbish. Who could be so selfish?

by Myrtle Barker Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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The key to faith is what we are willing to sacrifice to obtain it.

The key to faith is what we are willing to sacrifice to obtain it.

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Never let the other fellow set the agenda.

Never let the other fellow set the agenda.

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Men are born with two eyes, but with one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as read more

Men are born with two eyes, but with one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say.

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To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.

To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.

by Confucius Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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The road to wisdom? Well, it's plain and simple to express: Errand err again but less and less and less.

The road to wisdom? Well, it's plain and simple to express: Errand err again but less and less and less.

by Piet Hein Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside.

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside.

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Any boy can get a girl, it takes a man to keep one.

Any boy can get a girl, it takes a man to keep one.

by Jess Mcgovern Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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