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    I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

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The bird of paradise alights only on the hand that does not grasp.

The bird of paradise alights only on the hand that does not grasp.

by John Berry Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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A man must learn to forgive himself.

A man must learn to forgive himself.

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We are not put on earth for ourselves, but are placed here for each other. If you are there always read more

We are not put on earth for ourselves, but are placed here for each other. If you are there always for others, then in time of need, someone will be there for you.

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To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.

To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.

by Confucius Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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If we would just support each other -- that's ninety percent of the problem.

If we would just support each other -- that's ninety percent of the problem.

by Edward Gardner Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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The idea of strictly minding our own business is moldy rubbish. Who could be so selfish?

The idea of strictly minding our own business is moldy rubbish. Who could be so selfish?

by Myrtle Barker Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

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There is no original truth, only original error.

There is no original truth, only original error.

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But men never violate the laws of God without suffering the consequences, sooner or later.

But men never violate the laws of God without suffering the consequences, sooner or later.

by Lydia M. Child Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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