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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

by Dick Martin Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.

Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.

by Roy Rogers Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.

If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.

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We placed the wreaths upon the splendid granite sarcophagus, and at its feet, and felt that only the earthly robe read more

We placed the wreaths upon the splendid granite sarcophagus, and at its feet, and felt that only the earthly robe we loved so much was there. The pure, tender, loving spirit which loved us so tenderly, is above us -- loving us, praying for us, and free from all suffering and woe -- yes, that is a comfort, and that first birthday in another world must have been a far brighter one than any in this poor world below!.

by Queen Victoria Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship.

For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship.

by Warren Beatty Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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Don't let the negativity given to you by the world disempower you. Instead give to yourself that which empowers you.

Don't let the negativity given to you by the world disempower you. Instead give to yourself that which empowers you.

by Les Brown Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on.

Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on.

by Les Brown Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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I have made decisions that turned out to be wrong, and went back and did it another way, and still read more

I have made decisions that turned out to be wrong, and went back and did it another way, and still took less time than many who procrastinated over the original decision. Your brain is capable of handling 140, 000 million bits of information in one second, and if you take hours or days or weeks to reach a vital decision, you are short-circuiting your most valuable property.

by Jerry Gillies Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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In the last analysis sound judgment will prevail.

In the last analysis sound judgment will prevail.

by Joseph Cannon Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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