A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Personally, I hold that a man, who deliberately and intelligently takes a pledge and then breaks it, forfeits his manhood.

Personally, I hold that a man, who deliberately and intelligently takes a pledge and then breaks it, forfeits his manhood.

When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.

When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

The world basically and fundamentally is constituted on the basis of harmony. Everything works in co-operation with something else.

The world basically and fundamentally is constituted on the basis of harmony. Everything works in co-operation with something else.

The older I grow the more I listen to people who don't talk much.

The older I grow the more I listen to people who don't talk much.

Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.

Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.

Sharing is sometimes more demanding than giving.

Sharing is sometimes more demanding than giving.