Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't read more

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.

The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

For every sale you miss because you're too enthusiastic, you will miss a hundred because you're not enthusiastic enough.

For every sale you miss because you're too enthusiastic, you will miss a hundred because you're not enthusiastic enough.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.

If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.

To command is to serve, nothing more and nothing less.

To command is to serve, nothing more and nothing less.

One of the true tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency.

One of the true tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency.

Come home to men's business and bosoms.

Come home to men's business and bosoms.