I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
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Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.
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Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.
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Bureaucrats are the only people in the world who can say absolutely nothing and mean it.
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Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible
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The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
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Bureaucracy is the death of all sound work
