To measure the man, measure his heart.

To measure the man, measure his heart.

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.

I don't want anything I don't deserve, [but] if they offer me more money, I'm not stupid.

I don't want anything I don't deserve, [but] if they offer me more money, I'm not stupid.

Formula for success: Rise early, work hard, strike oil.

Formula for success: Rise early, work hard, strike oil.

The question now is: Can we understand our stupidity? This is a test of intellect, not of character.

The question now is: Can we understand our stupidity? This is a test of intellect, not of character.

Weak souls always set to work at the wrong time.

Weak souls always set to work at the wrong time.

There is such a thing as moderation, even in telling the truth.

There is such a thing as moderation, even in telling the truth.

A traveler of taste will notice that the wise are polite all over the world, but the fool only at read more

A traveler of taste will notice that the wise are polite all over the world, but the fool only at home.