Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

The voice of the people has been said to be the voice of God

The voice of the people has been said to be the voice of God

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set read more

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while while they are going to heaven somehow make me read more

Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while while they are going to heaven somehow make me very glad that we're going to separate destinations

I don't like to beat people down. They need to be lifted up.

I don't like to beat people down. They need to be lifted up.

Be who you are and be that well.

Be who you are and be that well.

My home is not a place, it is people.

My home is not a place, it is people.

If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.

If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.

You can be strong and true to yourself without being rude or loud.

You can be strong and true to yourself without being rude or loud.