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Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. -Laurence J. Peter.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. -Laurence J. Peter.
There is always a moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in. -Graham Green.
There is always a moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in. -Graham Green.
Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.
Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. -Doug Larson.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. -Doug Larson.
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's read more
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. -Dennis Fakes.
There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, read more
There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings. -Hodding Carter.
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children
Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.
Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.
Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare. -Ed Asner.
Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare. -Ed Asner.