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Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare. -Ed Asner.
Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare. -Ed Asner.
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -Martin Mull.
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -Martin Mull.
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's read more
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. -Dennis Fakes.
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children
Never fear spoiling children by making them too happy. Happiness is the atmosphere in which all good affections grow. . read more
Never fear spoiling children by making them too happy. Happiness is the atmosphere in which all good affections grow. . -Thomas Bray.
The character and history of each child may be a new and poetic experience to the parent, if he will read more
The character and history of each child may be a new and poetic experience to the parent, if he will let it. -Margaret Fuller.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. -Laurence J. Peter.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. -Laurence J. Peter.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. -Unknown.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. -Unknown.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cosby.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cosby.