Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cosby.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cosby.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's read more

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. -Dennis Fakes.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare. -Ed Asner.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare. -Ed Asner.

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -Martin Mull.

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -Martin Mull.

Children are natural mimics: they act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners. -Anonymous.

Children are natural mimics: they act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners. -Anonymous.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. -Unknown.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. -Unknown.

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. -John Plomp.

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. -John Plomp.

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set read more

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. -Bill Vaughan.

Most people do not receive nearly enough appreciation. How can this be when appreciation is free, easy, and readily available? read more

Most people do not receive nearly enough appreciation. How can this be when appreciation is free, easy, and readily available? All you have to do is speak. Go give some away now.