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    Conductor, when you receive a fare,
    Punch in the presence of the passenjare.
    A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare,
    A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare,
    A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare,
    Punch in the presence of the passenjare!
    Punch, brothers! punch with care!
    Punch in the presence of the passenjare!

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A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men

A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men

by Willy Wonka Found in: Nonsense Quotes,
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It is completely unimportant. That is why it is so interesting!

It is completely unimportant. That is why it is so interesting!

by Agatha Christie Found in: Nonsense Quotes,
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Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.

Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Nonsense Quotes,
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No one is exempt from taking nonsense; the misfortune is to do it
solemnly.

No one is exempt from taking nonsense; the misfortune is to do it
solemnly.

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For blocks are better cleft with wedges,
Tan tools of sharp or subtle edges,
And dullest nonsense read more

For blocks are better cleft with wedges,
Tan tools of sharp or subtle edges,
And dullest nonsense has been found
By some to be the most profound.

by Samuel Butler Found in: Nonsense Quotes,
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Benjamin Hardlysee decided to point it out to me.

Benjamin Hardlysee decided to point it out to me.

by David Gay Found in: Nonsense Quotes,
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A little nonsense now and then
Is relished by the wisest men.

A little nonsense now and then
Is relished by the wisest men.

by Unknown Found in: Nonsense Sayings, General Sayings,
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Nonsense is an assertion of man's spiritual freedom in spite of all the oppressions of circumstance

Nonsense is an assertion of man's spiritual freedom in spite of all the oppressions of circumstance

by Aldous Huxley Found in: Nonsense Quotes,
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A careless song, with a little nonsense in it now and then, does
not mis-become a monarch.

A careless song, with a little nonsense in it now and then, does
not mis-become a monarch.

by Horace Walpole Found in: Nonsense Quotes,
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