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    Conductor, when you receive a fare,
    Punch in the presence of the passenjare.
    A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare,
    A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare,
    A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare,
    Punch in the presence of the passenjare!
    Punch, brothers! punch with care!
    Punch in the presence of the passenjare!

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To vanish nonsense with the charms of sound.

To vanish nonsense with the charms of sound.

by Charles Churchill Found in: Nonsense Quotes,
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A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men

A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men

by Willy Wonka Found in: Nonsense Quotes,
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Mingle a little folly with your wisdom; a little nonsense now and
then is pleasant.
[Lat., Misce stultitiam read more

Mingle a little folly with your wisdom; a little nonsense now and
then is pleasant.
[Lat., Misce stultitiam consiliis brevem:
Dulce est desipere in loco.]

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A careless song, with a little nonsense in it now and then, does
not mis-become a monarch.

A careless song, with a little nonsense in it now and then, does
not mis-become a monarch.

by Horace Walpole Found in: Nonsense Quotes,
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Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited

Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited

by George Santayana Found in: Nonsense Quotes,
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There's a skin without and a skin within,
A covering skin and a lining skin,
But the read more

There's a skin without and a skin within,
A covering skin and a lining skin,
But the skin within is the skin without
Doubled and carried complete throughout.

by Old Song Found in: Nonsense Quotes,
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No one is exempt from taking nonsense; the misfortune is to do it
solemnly.

No one is exempt from taking nonsense; the misfortune is to do it
solemnly.

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Pure love produces pure nonsense.

Pure love produces pure nonsense.

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Benjamin Hardlysee decided to point it out to me.

Benjamin Hardlysee decided to point it out to me.

by David Gay Found in: Nonsense Quotes,
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