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American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the read more
American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the great country that it is.
Anybody investing on the assumption of who's going to win the election is skating on thin ice.
Anybody investing on the assumption of who's going to win the election is skating on thin ice.
I'd like to have a situation where Coach Chavis and Coach Slade say I want you to be on the read more
I'd like to have a situation where Coach Chavis and Coach Slade say I want you to be on the best receiver and lock him down, stay on him the whole game, don't let him touch the ball, smother him.
Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more
Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'
That's a three run error on the umpire.
That's a three run error on the umpire.
The thing that's important to know is that you never know. You're always sort of feeling your way.
The thing that's important to know is that you never know. You're always sort of feeling your way.
We've been try to move the football on the ground. It's something we've been trying to get accomplished.
We've been try to move the football on the ground. It's something we've been trying to get accomplished.
Comedy is second nature for me.
Comedy is second nature for me.
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.