If the human race wants to go to hell in a basket, technology can help it get there by jet.

If the human race wants to go to hell in a basket, technology can help it get there by jet.

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love read more

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.

So Bhutan would stand out as a model, and Haiti is at the other end, ... And everybody else sort read more

So Bhutan would stand out as a model, and Haiti is at the other end, ... And everybody else sort of falls in the middle somewhere.

They're all talented. They're all special,

They're all talented. They're all special,

I felt as if Hafez Al Assad was talking! He has send a clear message to his people, Arabs and read more

I felt as if Hafez Al Assad was talking! He has send a clear message to his people, Arabs and the whole world that Syria is strong and fear can never find its way into the hearts of Syrians,

The concern is that the resulting increase in traffic counts on Howard Orchard Road will force the county to fund read more

The concern is that the resulting increase in traffic counts on Howard Orchard Road will force the county to fund improvements to a roadway that has not been on any kind of planned improvement list.

I am proud to be a Democrat. Unfortunately, some of my political opponents are attempting to mislead the residents of read more

I am proud to be a Democrat. Unfortunately, some of my political opponents are attempting to mislead the residents of the 19th District about who I am and the values that I hold.

I watch a lot of news shows and I love Nick at Night, and the Comedy Channel.

I watch a lot of news shows and I love Nick at Night, and the Comedy Channel.

Mississippi officials have taken some important first steps toward reform, ... Despite some initial progress, we have been unable to read more

Mississippi officials have taken some important first steps toward reform, ... Despite some initial progress, we have been unable to obtain agreement on an in-court settlement.