Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot.

Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot.

We feel comfortable lining him up against anyone.

We feel comfortable lining him up against anyone.

The manufacturers printed a few more and the scarcity left the hobby. Very few cards printed in 1991 are valuable read more

The manufacturers printed a few more and the scarcity left the hobby. Very few cards printed in 1991 are valuable today. They were mass-produced.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

The first requirement of a statesman is that he be dull. This is not always easy to achieve.

The first requirement of a statesman is that he be dull. This is not always easy to achieve.

A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used read more

A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night and then as its mausoleum.

Occasionally, the chef gets creative and comes up with a new one.

Occasionally, the chef gets creative and comes up with a new one.

Three or four teams have backed out already, so it's going to be a small meet.

Three or four teams have backed out already, so it's going to be a small meet.

Unbelievable. He was great. It was the best I've seen him -- I've had Gibby for three years, and he's read more

Unbelievable. He was great. It was the best I've seen him -- I've had Gibby for three years, and he's had some great performances, including a no-hitter against Maryland, but today was the best performance I've seen him have -- total control, total command. ... He was outstanding.