Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

the largest ever TV audience; the busiest Web site in the world; the largest ever online petition -- The Live read more

the largest ever TV audience; the busiest Web site in the world; the largest ever online petition -- The Live 8 list; the largest ever text petition; the largest ever response to a TV show.

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't read more

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.

So you see, we offer a lot more than just sports.

So you see, we offer a lot more than just sports.

We'll start ramping up (today) with full practice. But we're hosting the Big Sky tournament, so we're going to be read more

We'll start ramping up (today) with full practice. But we're hosting the Big Sky tournament, so we're going to be short practice time. It might put us at a disadvantage.

We have every intention of relaunching cruise service from the great city of New Orleans as soon as the infrastructure read more

We have every intention of relaunching cruise service from the great city of New Orleans as soon as the infrastructure is in place so that our ships may contribute to the economic recovery of the area.

I suppose he is putting bums on seats, but he has been getting a wee bit personal with some of read more

I suppose he is putting bums on seats, but he has been getting a wee bit personal with some of the things he has said. He keeps saying it will be a war, but he has got me more fired up than I've been for any fight and we'll see how he copes when I meet him in the middle of the ring. I think I'm too good and too hot for him to handle. He's never been at this level before and he's in for a shock.

New York has all that intense hatred and pain-just torture-where everything is 10 times as hard as it needs to read more

New York has all that intense hatred and pain-just torture-where everything is 10 times as hard as it needs to be, and everything is terribly important.

When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell.

When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell.