It ain't ignorance that causes all the trouble in this world. It's the things people know that ain't so.

It ain't ignorance that causes all the trouble in this world. It's the things people know that ain't so.

He seems very happy and content with himself at the moment, and you're seeing that getting delivered on the field.

He seems very happy and content with himself at the moment, and you're seeing that getting delivered on the field.

We had one preseason game. The seeding is done according to the number of power points. You can have a read more

We had one preseason game. The seeding is done according to the number of power points. You can have a team with 22 games and they're still getting more points for losing games.

He brings so much energy to the game, people can feed off that. A guy that has been out for read more

He brings so much energy to the game, people can feed off that. A guy that has been out for so long, that is hungry to get back in there, the adrenaline is contagious.

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going read more

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

What I'll take away the most from today is that you learn from your mistakes. Mistakes and hard lessons make read more

What I'll take away the most from today is that you learn from your mistakes. Mistakes and hard lessons make you appreciate life more. That's how I think, and I was glad to hear that. I don't regret anything I've done because of that way of thinking.

Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!

Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!

In campaigns, the goal is to be a stable leader, clear on your record, accomplishments and base,

In campaigns, the goal is to be a stable leader, clear on your record, accomplishments and base,

Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men read more

Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity then they really are.