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Now give me my camel back.

Now give me my camel back.

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A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in read more

A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a pair of binoculars.

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It is the industry standard to put forth tainted information to sell the most drugs, ... Whether that is a read more

It is the industry standard to put forth tainted information to sell the most drugs, ... Whether that is a sustainable situation that investors can benefit from, I can't answer that.

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It's weird that people get rewarded for being the millionth fan, or visitor, and the first one gets nothing. Thank read more

It's weird that people get rewarded for being the millionth fan, or visitor, and the first one gets nothing. Thank you for not appreciating my work before 999,999 people, here's a gift.

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That is going to take me two-and-a-half hours - so instead of a nice meal I'm going to be stuck read more

That is going to take me two-and-a-half hours - so instead of a nice meal I'm going to be stuck with beans on toast.

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You feel like maybe you need the rest . . . but you have to make sure you stay on read more

You feel like maybe you need the rest . . . but you have to make sure you stay on top of the little details.

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How could you put methadone in a Dimetapp bottle. They look the same you dumb s---,

How could you put methadone in a Dimetapp bottle. They look the same you dumb s---,

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When you are without a great player like Gilbert Arenas, the other guys have to step up and play at read more

When you are without a great player like Gilbert Arenas, the other guys have to step up and play at the top of their games. Tonight was a total team effort. We got a lot of energy, we played great defense, we moved the ball and we made sure that everybody got shots in. When we do that, it makes the game a lot of fun.

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I was taught very early that I would have to depend entirely upon myself; that my future lay in my read more

I was taught very early that I would have to depend entirely upon myself; that my future lay in my own hands.

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