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    I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

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Casting ethnic characters is a very hard thing to do, but it's important. It's also interesting.

Casting ethnic characters is a very hard thing to do, but it's important. It's also interesting.

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A democracy is a volcano which conceals the fiery materials of its own destruction. These will produce an eruption and read more

A democracy is a volcano which conceals the fiery materials of its own destruction. These will produce an eruption and carry desolation in their way.

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He played a short while after it, but then it started swelling and it got really painful. Thankfully, our trainers read more

He played a short while after it, but then it started swelling and it got really painful. Thankfully, our trainers recognized what it was early enough and we got him to a hospital.

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When Coach (Augie) Garrido asked me if I could close if he needed me, I was fine with that. That read more

When Coach (Augie) Garrido asked me if I could close if he needed me, I was fine with that. That outing had no effect on me today. My arm felt 100 percent. You're going to have a bad day every now and then.

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Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of read more

Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!

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Obviously, a little more tepid than what markets were expecting.

Obviously, a little more tepid than what markets were expecting.

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Life brings simple pleasures to us every day. It is up to us to make them wonderful memories.

Life brings simple pleasures to us every day. It is up to us to make them wonderful memories.

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We just forget about it and play the next play. We don't worry about it.

We just forget about it and play the next play. We don't worry about it.

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As a rule of thumb, we give 10 days for them to move out if they are found to be read more

As a rule of thumb, we give 10 days for them to move out if they are found to be in possession of drugs. This is a government-funded complex and we have to follow the guidelines regarding drug offenses.

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